i’m actually terrified
Just shat my pants
holy shat
LORDNONONONONONO
oh
my
gosh
OMG THAT DOG IMAGE PRETTY MUCH SUMS EVERYTHING UP
I feel like I’m possessed :O
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miami police can try to hide it all they want but we all know that that guy that was eating that others guys face off is the beginning of a zombie apocalypse
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suicide notes are so outdated im making a suicide powerpoint
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have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
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do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
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this may or may not be a queued post i may or may not be online right now the world may never know
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“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
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Snorting lines of pollen hey man it’s as natural as marijuana
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